Clinically Deprived
Team News: Big Bird was back in the side after missing the last few games, A. Muppet was available while Oscar dropped out along with Rizzo.
Previous Results: Played 4 Won 3 Lost 2 - Playing with a disadvantaged outnumbered side CBFC lost just by the one goal with a chance of a point late on.
First Half
There was no doubt who had started this game the brightest, the early dominance did not bear fruit. A. Muppet was unlucky not to find the target after holding two players off dribbling the ball forward. Kermit had a close range shot saved while Big Bird wasted two long shot opportunities when the time came. The best chance fell to Kermit, the season's top scorer should have buried it, Big Bird finding the number fourteen unmarked with a outside of the boot pass from the wing, sidefooting the shot too much.
Goal 0-1 // Bukta Donesk
Seven shots to zero became seven shots to one became 0-1. Quite frankly the move to score was quick incisive passing, however the marking on the move was all wrong, with free players and runners doing the damage. The cross creeping under Fozzie's outstretched hand, the player prowling unmarked at the back post for a simple as you like go get yourself on the scoresheet.
Goal 0-2 // Bukta Donesk
In possession of the ball on the edge of the area Kermit tries to move past the defender however the tackle ends up in the middle of the pitch neither Gonzo or Big Bird can stop the player from working himself a shot, one which Fozzie gets a hand onto it yet the shot still finds its way into the bottom corner.
Struggling to find the form after losing the lead the side the lighter blue team came under pressure from decent shots, Fozzie got away with a decision after sliding out of his area touching the ball on the line or outside the goal area, with another Bukta player following up advantage was played, the shot on target was saved by Fozzie. Beaker turned the tide if only for a few seconds flicking the ball past a defender before striking straight down the throat of the goalie.
Second Half
Quite the excitement early doors to the half, Bukta super unlucky not to score a third after the first shot hit the inside of the post, rebounding off falling comfortably into Fozzie's hands. The goal kick drifting over the heads of the defence for A. Muppet's forward run, just a shame the touch to control the ball never came.
Goal 0-3 // Bukta Donesk
With minutes of silence at long last came a goal and a somewhat odd goal too. The kick in on Bukta's goal line was lofted right in behind the space between defence and goalkeeper. The scorer turned in behind Big Bird and managed to outpace Fozzie to the ball just enough to get a knick on the ball to turn it goal bound.
If the chance was converted bang on the halfway point of the half then perhaps the game could have become a contest. With Nick receiving the ball on the edge of the area with virtually the keeper to beat and needing to score his shot lacked both pace and direction, the shot also halfway between a chip and placed shot.
Goal 0-4 // Bukta Donesk
Gifting the opposition the possession Bukta seized the chance to take the game right away from CBFC; you could argue that was already the case. Nevertheless a passing move was played well however the scorer was in behind too easily, the finish a touch of coolness with the one on one.
A. Muppet on form after recently scoring in his previous game had a glorious second attempt, Big Bird's hold up play was excellent the key pass forward weight perfect, A. Muppet's shot was dismal.
Goal 0-5 // Bukta Donesk
Facing a corner that should not have been given after hitting the post twice with back to back efforts on goal the ball is played outside the box for the defender venturing forward, a lovely finish into the side netting rounding off a miserable game for the opposing blue team.
The side just lacked any sort of goal scoring prowess on the day. Kermit did hook a simple shot goalwards at the end of the match, A. Muppet's corner routine working wonders needing the alert Bukta Donesk keeper to keep his wits about him with the ball spinning at his goal.
Full-Time Result: Cillit Bang FC 0-5 Bukta Donesk
5 Gonzo 
10 A. Muppet